Terms of Service

Template version: November 10, 2026.

Operator: Anti Sales Sales Club operator (details pending)

Contact: Operator contact details have not been configured.

What the club does

Anti Sales Sales Club is an independent, satirical directory and personal workflow tool. You choose companies, visit their websites and decide whether to complete their forms. We do not submit provider forms, bypass verification, enroll other people, or guarantee that a company will contact you. The joke is intentional; your choices and the providers' rules still matter.

Use the service only when you are eligible to accept the applicable terms. Provide truthful information when a provider requests it. Do not use someone else's contact details, impersonate another person, or use the service to harass people, spam providers, evade safeguards or violate applicable law.

Guest progress and optional accounts

The core workflow works without an account. Guest progress is stored on your browser or device and may be lost if storage is cleared or unavailable. A return link contains a readable snapshot of the lineup; anyone with that link can read its contents. It is not a private account credential.

Where account services are enabled, you may verify an email address or use an available supported sign-in method to synchronize your lineup. Entering an email address alone does not verify ownership or sign you in. Keep sign-in links and sessions private. Only request sign-in email for an address you control.

Cloud synchronization is optional. Review import and conflict choices before replacing a saved lineup. Completion labels describe your own report, not an independent confirmation from a provider.

Independent providers

Provider names and marks identify their owners. Inclusion does not imply a partnership, endorsement, qualification, offer or guaranteed availability. Third-party sites have their own eligibility, terms and privacy practices. You make any agreement with a provider directly. Clearing this app's data or deleting an account does not cancel third-party subscriptions or unsubscribe you from a provider's messages.

Availability, billing and changes

The current billing screen is a placeholder. It does not charge you or create a paid subscription. Any future paid offering must present its price and applicable terms before a purchase.

Features and directory entries may change or become unavailable. Keep a return link or other copy of progress you need. We may restrict misuse or suspend an account when reasonably necessary to protect the service or comply with law. Material changes to account terms should be presented before they are applied; this template does not authorize undisclosed charges or retroactive consent.

Your rights and our responsibility

The service is provided as available, without promises about provider responses, uninterrupted availability or fitness for a particular purpose, to the extent applicable law permits. Nothing here excludes mandatory consumer rights or liability that cannot lawfully be limited. This template does not select a jurisdiction or impose arbitration.

You may stop using the service at any time. Use account settings to request account deletion where accounts are enabled. See the Privacy Policy for data handling and the EULA for application licensing. Operator details and legal review must be completed before this template is adopted as final terms.